Tell me what you brag about and I'll tell you what
you lack

When you find peace within yourself, you become the kind of
person who can live at peace with others.
"Peace Pilgrim"

Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.
Albert Einstein

Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always
from the noblest motives.

One day a rabbit was boasting about how fast he could run. He was laughing at the turtle for being so slow. Much to the rabbit's surprise, the turtle ... DH @ Turtle, trunk show this weekend.